Score: 10

"1999..."

submission: My Sad Christmas 1999

date: December 3, 2009

A glorious year for gaming. Pokemon games galore. I was but 5, though the details of that christmas are still very thorough.

I loved the way that in pokemon yellow pikachu walked behind you like a friend and sometimes gifted you with a soft "pika-pikachu". I only hope that you finally experienced this. I feel for you.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: Misfits

date: December 3, 2009

Haha, pretty cool and rather accurate. Thanks so much for getting that song - ive been wondering what it is for ages!

Also, to add to the mini-thread we have going on here, i think Nathan's power will be invincibility. Maybe he'll get killed then come back to life? Dunno. Anyway, fuck studying - Misfits tonight!

Score: 10

"Fantastic Art"

submission: Gallery of hentai medium

date: November 8, 2009

Very well done, Faxot. The gallery was good, and the scrolling buttons especially were well done - they werent too hard to see but didnt get in the way of the pictures. Now, the art was tremendous. I dont know if you did it yourself or if you borrowed it off of other artists (hopefully the fore), but its great. A nice selection of pictures too, without any of that weird guro stuff. Anyway, to sum up in a nice, unpervy way:

10/10
- Good art and a nice, working, click-through gallery.
5/5

Score: 10

"Holy crap!"

submission: Balloon Boy Adventure

date: October 17, 2009

The minute i heard this story i thought "this will make an awesome game".

It so did.

The music's catchy and the gameplay is easy and layed back. The 'Author Comments' part is great, too.

10/10 and a vote of 5 for sheer beauty.

Score: 6

"I've got to be honest..."

submission: Miley Cyrus Makeover

date: August 13, 2009

I thought, when i seen the game title, that you would get to kill her, or at least make her look insanely ugly.

In terms of what it ACTUALLY was, 6/10 - 3/5

Score: 10

"OH NOES!!!1!111!!1"

submission: Shoopie!

date: July 12, 2009

Watched it for tha lulz cause of shoopie but was pretty good :)

Score: 4

"Terrible"

submission: Earth Stand Off

date: June 20, 2009

I recognise that youre new to game making, but that doesnt mean you can just throw down any old game. Think about your next game, give it a proper story and spend a good amount of time on it.

As for this one...
Single ship space invaders rip off taken to new lows. Once you get to a certain point, the aliens go under you and your ship gets stuck on the left.

4 stars for the attempt

Score: 10

"Hahahahahahahahahaha"

submission: Old Gregg Soundboard!

date: June 14, 2009

Utter genius. I love Gregg's face peering at me like the scaly manfish he is. I love hearing is euphonious voice every time i click my mouse. I love this game.

Score: 0

"Cha...challen...?"

submission: THE_TRAP_

date: June 14, 2009

Honestly, i had a harder time reading the bloody instructions that i did with this game. So boring. So repetitive. So unchallenging.

Score: 10

"This. Shall. Not. Rust."

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: June 14, 2009

Absoloutely LOVED it! You, my internet stranger friend, are a genius. I loved playing as Salad Fingers the most, though, he's my favourite (hence the review title).

Fantastic.